| Name |
Thirsty EPIC |
| Alias |
Justin Dalton |
| Age |
Physical: 231/2; Mental: 14 |
| Nationality |
Unspecified |
| Vital Statistics |
Huge... belly |
| Studying |
The amount of beer required to induce liver / kidney failure |
| Career Prospects |
Zero |
| Claim to Fame |
Various impressions |
| Prized Possession |
"Me" |
| Usually says |
"Yes" to a beer |
| Never says |
"No" to a beer |
| Drinks |
A lot |
| Eats |
Little - more beer money |
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| Listens to |
Any come on |
| Watches |
Digital |
| Looks down on |
Anyone under 5 foot 7 |
| Looks up to |
Anyone over 5 foot 7 |
| Looks |
Blurred |
| Good habits |
None |
| Bad habits |
Plenty |
| Favourite Spice Girl |
Geri |
| Favourite Football Team |
Southampton |
| Perfect Evening |
Few beers, kebab and come home to Kathy Lloyd after a hard day flying a Mk 9 Spitfire |
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